Picture on my actual lunchbox. “Emergency!” was a famous show in the 1970s. How did these kids get up here? Look at that kid’s face! All at lunchtime for a first grader!

Unfortunate Mate

[OC] I drew this dumb joke 16 years ago but it still makes me smile

TIL that ancient Assyrians used a “substitute king” ritual when an omen threatened the king. The real king went into hiding while a substitute took his place, and the substitute was later killed.

Samwise the office dog turns 9