His cat was mistakenly tossed with an old couch, so this WTOP reporter tracked him down

Unfortunate Mate

[OC] I drew this dumb joke 16 years ago but it still makes me smile

TIL that ancient Assyrians used a “substitute king” ritual when an omen threatened the king. The real king went into hiding while a substitute took his place, and the substitute was later killed.

Samwise the office dog turns 9